What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

How should one respond to compliments such as "You are so special" and "I'm lucky to have met you" from a guy?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What was it like being spanked as a kid?